"i love [enter text here]"

Alone in a house this evening I invited Mr Zeitgeist round for a cup of tea as he can be very pleasant company. Over the tea we chatted about Bromhead's Jacket who he says it is said of are rising stars.

Then we went on the internet and, after steering me away from the pornography, he suggested we play a game, liking games I agreed.

To play the game the text "i love was entered into google.co.uk appended by the different texts below, the approximate number of web pages containing the compound text was observed for each, the data were recorded. It was a pretty fun game, Mr Zeitgeist said The Guardian liked to do it sometimes but a bit different. I asked him if his version was better and he said it was. Here follow the results of the game:

bromheads jacket" - 7
oasis" - 905
ass"/arse" - 19,700/26
the beatles" - 58,300
jesus" - 657,000
you" - 48,800,000

Mr Zeitgeist said it didn't prove anything, then I pointed out to him that really nothing can be proved.